LIMITED EDITION: Please Ask Mikki Body OilRegular price $27.95 Sale price $16.77 Save $11.18
LIMITED EDITION RELEASE GOES LIVE SUNDAY 1st NOVEMBER @ 8am (AEST)
We did a thing with @PLEASEASKMIKKI. Pornstar name 𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂. Skin no longer flakier than her ex!
Mikaela/Mikki/@pleaseaskmikki/Mum/Blagshsfsh (to her 6-month-old) is a writer, public mouth slapper and all-round legend (if anybody asks, she is not writing this). She is the star of her own national Hit Network podcast, Please, Ask Mikki. A podcast for women, mums, dog mums, lizard mums, not women, women with slugs, slugs with vaginas etc...where she talks about the REAL shit and also just talks shit.
When she's not slapping her mouth, she's slapping her fingers against a laptop keyboard. And when she's not doing either of those things she's probably parenting her two children and not giving her hubby a blowy. AND when she's not doing ANY of those things, she's drinking wine and designing an oil. This is that oil. And it may as well have been crafted by Jesus himself, because it is that good.
The results: smells like fucking sunshine (aka neroli, jasmine & patchouli)
Please Note: This is the FINAL release and orders will be dispatched by Saturday 21st December 2019. There are no preorders or holds available on this item due to it being Limited Edition. Buy now or cry later!
⦁ Apricot Kernel Oil: This oil is mild enough that you can use it daily. Rich in both vitamins A & E, it is non-irritant and soothing. Suited to all skin types including sensitive skin. Dry as fuck skin? Apricot oil. Feeling like you’ve got more wrinkles than a shar pei? Apricot oil. Bad credit? Apricot oil. BF acting up? Apricot oil. It's that good.
⦁ Avocado Oil: Rich in antioxidants and anti-inflammatory agents, avocado oil helps skin to stay smooth, strong, and improves elasticity and skin tone.
⦁ Macadamia Oil: Macadamias are not only delicious to eat, but our skin happily soaks up the beneficial properties of this oil! Naturally hypoallergenic, macadamia oil is rich in naturally occurring vitamin E and is fantastic for dry and mature skins
⦁ Vitamin E Oil: Full of antioxidants, this oil is busy fighting off the free radicals. That's fancy talk for 'it's great for anti-ageing'
**Please Note- Due to the nature of harvesting ingredients during different seasons, there can be a slight variance in fragrance**